Musée du Louvre

Napoleon's former palace houses 35,000 artworks across three wings, from ancient Egyptian mummies to Renaissance masterpieces. You'll walk through actual royal apartments where French kings lived, past Islamic ceramics spanning centuries, and into galleries packed with works by Vermeer, Delacroix, and yes, da Vinci. The sheer scale is staggering: 60,600 square meters of exhibition space that would take months to see properly.

The experience feels like touring three different museums crammed into one overwhelming palace. Crowds surge toward the Mona Lisa while entire wings stay nearly empty, and the marble floors will punish your feet after two hours. The Napoleon III apartments showcase absurd 19th-century opulence that most visitors skip entirely, missing some of the most ornate rooms in Paris. Egyptian sarcophagi sit floors below Greek sculptures, creating a disjointed but fascinating journey through human civilization.

Admission costs €17 online, €15 at the door (free for EU residents under 26). Don't attempt to see everything in one visit, that's genuinely impossible and you'll leave exhausted and frustrated. The Islamic arts wing stays blissfully quiet while tourists mob the Italian paintings. Skip the medieval Louvre foundations unless you're seriously into archaeology, focus on two wings maximum, and save the Mona Lisa for your second visit when you're not rushed.